The Vampires chronicle of Coke Light

The story I am telling now is true,
you have to know I was once one of you,
living in your daylight empire
until I was choosen to die and live as a vampire.

No longer am I able to live my dreams
and it is even sader than it seems,
no love, no joy, no beauty, just night,
but worst of all no more coke light.

Enjoy the moment I used to say
back the days when I could stay
in the daylight without getting fried
and now I feed all the females in the night.

But living on blood is not the best as I once thought
a new truth craved itself into the darkness of the night
the truth simply called coke light.

Have you seen the windows so dirty at night?
Oh how I wish I could clean them half naked with one coke light,
but no - instead I am forsaken till the end of time
and never ever will the taste of this liquid be mine.

What shall I say - I even once stood there at night
in front of the most beautiful ladie’s bed,
she was laying there so sweet and covered by dreams
as as soon as it seems the perfect time for the perfect bite
I saw next to her a can of coke light

”Noo” I screamed and cried as I would have been touched by the light
Should I drink her blood with one bite
or should I better fill my vains with the sweetness of coke light?

”Do not even dare to drink it, this my wicked liquid
I don’t care if you drink the last drop of my blood
I even beg you to drink all in one long bite
as long as you do not touch my coke light!

Can you imagine? The only fear she had
was that I drink her coke light instead
so wicked is this liquid
Here the truth cannot be denied
even vampires love the taste of coke light.

It touches my lips with its freshness and
regardless what burdering my heart
beats through my vain,
coke light waves away my pain.

So I am just not more than a vampire
and will never be able to fullfill the desire
of the Ladies and serving as a knight
and giving them pleasure half naked with coke light.